Mixed Signals WTF

Been busy for the past couple of weeks. Was gonna do a rant about crazy ass people who think they are too good for this world but I will leave that subject for the future. First What is a signal? Well its the sign you get from a guy/girl that makes you proceed with whatever the hell you were doing. Now what a mixed signal? A bitch telling you shes Single but not looking for anyone right now. What the fuck does that mean is she down to fuck or trying the lesbo thing??


I have been told by many many many people that I'm fucked up......agreed but at least I don't act one way and mean something else. I give people all the crazy that I am and god damn it works. If I see a girl wearing a tube top and she has a huge rack I think its human nature to look but what pisses me off is the fact that the girl looks at you and shes shocked/annoyed/mad at you for looking. Fine next time I'm gonna dress like a cop and get mad if someone asks me for help.

So how do you deal with it? You cant but here are 5 hints that will make you not seem like suck a prick when it comes down to the point.
1)First off don't dress like a whore and be offended when people stare.
2)Don't dance in a club with your girls and assume I know you have a Boyfriend. I ain't physic.
3)Don't tell stories that contradict each other. I don't wanna hear that you still love your ex but wanna move on. That's just retarded.
4)If your single and the guys single then don't be his friend. It Never works unless the guys gay. Single guys don't want to be your friend till you find someone and hear about how your banging them.
5)If your not interested just say so. Don't go crying rape when you get comfortable with a guy and he suddenly makes a move on you.

Now far be it from me to call you a liar and accept your version of the story that "friends sleep in the same bed" but when I make a move "I went to far" but it seems to me that we are on a different page. I'm trying to find a possible relationship while you want me to stick around while you fuck half on the population of Toronto and when you done and your ass wont be able to take another beating you want to be with someone "that has always been there for me". Well bitch you can just go fuck yourself with a cactus cause no one wants to perform mop up duty when your done fucking around.