Subaru as a beater and Wingman Status Rants

You know most people with GTR's have winter beaters........Like driving a AWD car is hard in the winter but when you have a lowered modded GTST that spins out on wet road then maybe a winter beater is not Such a Crappy idea. Meet Kayla.  My 2005 Subaru Impreza WRX. This piece of crap has raped me harder than any skyline ever did but just like my old wives I would kill if anything happened to her.

So This piece of Crap has been fitted with a STI drive train complete with a 6 speed. I managed to blow it because lets be honest it wanted the abuse. OH WELL. So a 7k rebuild later and I have a 2011 2.5 block with some goodies on it. Still waiting for my front mount, headers, new turbo, and stuff to go on her before I go on the Dyno with her for the final tune. So all and all this car is like a whore that you love. Sure your wife, the skyline, is tucked away on her nap but you always run back to her cause the R32 is your real love. But I'm glad the WRX is backing up the Skyline.

So this WRX watching my GTST's back got me to thinking.....Who has your back. Pretty much what I'm saying is who's your wingman and what does he do for you? A few people here can be my witness to the following statement. I am a Good wingman. People can attest to the fact that the fat girl in the group of good looking girls always manages to look and want my skinny ass.

Now I'm not saying I'm the greatest but you know what pisses me off? The fact that I get no credit. All these couples who were hooked up by me, all these people I introduced to each other, and all the people that I buried myself in front of just to see my friends succeed, All of that meant nothing to them. Not even a fucking thank you? Are you fucking kidding me? The reason your dicks getting wet, You know who you are, is cause of me and what do you do when I need help? Hide and make up lies that your studying. Fucktard we have the same class.

So here is my response to the so called "wingmen" that more often get you killed. Fuck you, Fuck your your ride, Fuck your clothes, Fuck your faggoty ass pick up lines, and fuck the girl you picked up with my help that your dating for years now.......I know I did Merry Xmas. To all the good wingmen who day in day out put their lives in front of the massive, massive, massive obstacles that come our way....Thank you. Thank you for helping me look good, thank you for taking the fat girl, and thank you for wasting your time to help me get laid.